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1. A skull toilet brush to prove once and for all that there's no corner of your home you can't make nice and spooky.
2. A top 100 horror movies scratch off poster to keep meticulous track of the classics you've seen. You're probably already at like 75, but there's still a few more to go!
3. A coffin-shaped letter board for writing ~scary~ messages for your roommates to find, such as, "Do the dishes, or else."
4. A set of 12 spider shower curtain hooks that look so nice you can probably get away with using them all year. Just be prepared to get a few questions from your mother when she comes to visit.
5. A pumpkin Dutch oven because if your bubbling cauldron isn't autumn themed, what's the point?
6. A Ouija Board welcome mat so all guests, ghosts, and ghouls know they can come on in (but mostly ghosts and ghouls tbh).
7. A spider web decoration to adorn your place with cobwebs inside and out. You know what they say: "Home is where the cartoonishly enormous spread of scary spider webs is."
8. A skeleton candle, which happens to look exactly like me in the bathtub after a long day of work. It's made of all-natural soy wax and will burn up to 50 hours.
9. A set of Halloween-themed embroidered tea towels because having kitchen towels for every holiday is how you know you're a grown up.
10. A set of pumpkin string lights whose smiles *literally* light up the room.
11. A Nightmare Before Christmas mini cross-stitch kit so you have the perfect holiday craft to work on. And hey, if it takes you all the way until December, that's fine. It'll still be seasonally appropriate!
12. A set of four black and silver reusable metal straws so you can make a good environmental choice while looking bad to the bone.
13. A Michael Myers window decal that personally would scare the dickens out of me every time I walked in the room, but maybe you're into that!
14. A skull lamp for anyone who's equally passionate about Halloween and secondary lighting.
15. A set of 8"x10" unframed Frankenstein and his bride prints so you can keep them top of mind while contemplating relationship goals.
16. A welcome banner for Haunted Mansion lovers who often find themselves saying things like, "Is this haunted room actually stretching?! Or is it your imagination?"
17. Some string lights to bring a warm autumnal glow to the space. The perfect accompaniment to soften your more macabre decor.
18. A coffin-shaped mirror — once you're in a real coffin you won't be able to see what you look like in there, so might as well catch a glimpse now! Ugh, too dark?
19. A spine candle for all you weirdos who can't get enough anatomy decor around spooky season. I would apologize for calling you a weirdo, but I have a feeling you own it.
20. A coffin-shaped knife holder that is gonna scare your produce to pieces.
21. A pair of skull scissors to imbue your Halloween crafts with uncanny energy right from the start.
22. Some skeleton drinkware that are all but certain to impress at your Halloween-themed dinner party. Bonus points for having everyone dress up as a famous chef. I call Julia Child!
23. And a set of four spooky coasters so you and your guests have a place to put said cool glasses. The scariest thing of all? Water stains on your coffee table.
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Steven Rhodes is a graphic artist and illustrator whose artwork is inspired by old children's activity books with a spooky and darkly humorous flair.
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24. A table runner with allll the best Halloween pals. It would be selfish to pick just one, so why not invite pumpkins, bats, *and* jack-o-lanterns to the table.
25. A Halloween impression cookie cutter kit because cookies somehow taste even better when they're themed after your all-time favorite holiday.
26. An electric pumpkin gutter to make the dirty work of pumpkin decorating easier than ever before. Phew, what a relief!
27. A cute bat suncatcher that'll cast a small gloom across the room — just what you're looking for!
28. A set of flameless LED candles to create a seance-worthy ~eerie~ ambiance without dealing with the whole "open flame" thing.
29. Or a set of three Halloween-themed flameless LED candles if you really want to hit the spooky nail on the head.
30. An autumnal garland so pretty you'll be tempted to keep it up all year long. We all know fall is the best season, might as well lean in!
What your friends see after walking into your living room after you've decorated the place from head to toe:
