1. The foolproof way to save you from falling over:
2. The eternal struggle:
3. The immediate amnesia:
4. The shattering of all society's rules and laws:
5. The lifelong friendship with some rando:
6. That little glance:
7. Smoke playing tricks on you:
8. The potato masher playing tricks:
![A meme showing a potato masher blocking a drawer. Text: "Me: I think I'll open this kitchen drawer. Potato masher: The [expletive] you will."](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2025-03/11/17/subbuzz/K_tvQHBfm.jpg)
9. The game of phone tag:
10. The radio reduction:
11. The room buffering:
12. The double check:
13. The pasta suffering:
14. The unfathomably bright lights of all those new cars:
15. The calf cramp from Hell:
16. The HUGE difference in rating:
17. The YouTube validation:
18. The lifelong phobia:
19. That little pain:
20. The immediate explosion in volume:
21. The hidden sounds:
22. The card game struggle:
23. That little wave:
24. Waiting anxiety:
25. The phone call wander:
26. The natural progression:
27. The struggle to stay sleepy:
28. The Google superiority:
29. Those numbers adding up:
30. The phone call denial:
31. The necessary dismantling:
32. And the eternal timer being set:
