JD Vance Finally Responded To The Trump/Musk Breakup, And These 32 Tweets About It Are Very, Very Funny

    I hope someone at least treated him to some Burger King or something.

    Matt Stopera
    by Matt Stopera

    BuzzFeed Staff

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    The breakup of the year (decade?!) happened yesterday, and the content was GOOD.

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    One person everyone brought up was JD Vance. People were worried about him!

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    Well, he was quiet for a while, but responded last night with this: "President Trump has done more than any person in my lifetime to earn the trust of the movement he leads. I'm proud to stand beside him."

    Tweet by JD Vance praising President Trump for earning trust in his movement, expressing pride in standing beside him
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    Naturally, there were jokes about this, some very good ones! And here are my favorites:

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    1.

    Tweet by @HubPointless asking, "Who gets JD Vance in the divorce," with 3.3 million views, posted on June 5, 2025
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    Two people sit casually in a living room. The caption jokes about avoiding parental arguments
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    Tweet by Bill Ryan joking about JD Vance eating crayons in his bedroom
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    Tweet by @carebecc: "Custody of JD Vance ladder match."
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    Tweet joking about JD Vance volunteering to sleep on the couch during a parental fight
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    Tweet jokingly questions why JD Vance is not tweeting, followed by another tweet humorously suggesting an unlikely activity for Vance
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    Tweet by Liz Charboneau joking about JD Vance playing Wii bowling while his parents fight; viewed 777.4K times
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    Tweet jokes about Elon Musk dropping off JD Vance for a custody exchange with Trump at a gas station
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    Tweet criticizing JD Vance's supportive tweet about Trump after his conflict with a billionaire
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    A person in a suit wears a colorful propeller hat, holding a large lollipop, in front of American flags. The image is captioned humorously about love
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    Tweet by user: "jd vance is getting body dysmorphia from wii fit in the basement rn" with 325.8K views
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    Tweet: JD Vance tearfully asking which house he's supposed to visit for Christmas
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    Woman in a black dress stands on a staircase landing, looking down as if watching something below
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    Person in a brown and white costume holding a large lollipop, resembling a character from a candy-themed story
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    15.

    Tweet from Audrey Farnsworth joking about JD Vance gathering courage in front of a mirror to ask if Elon Musk has thanked him once
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    A tweet jokes that J.D. Vance is preparing for a potential move into the Oval Office, suggesting he's measuring drapes and choosing a couch
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    Two men sit on a couch; one in a suit and tie, the other in casual attire. Tweet by JD Vance suggests a slow news day, referencing Theo Von
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    18.

    Tweet from @pissboymcgee: "JD Vance sitting at the top of the stairs crying as we speak." 692.2K views, edited on June 5, 2025
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    Tweet by Chris Stoecker commenting on JD Vance's praise for Trump, calling it a "masterpiece of dubious support and ostensibly ridiculous flattery."
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    20.

    SpongeBob SquarePants crying and hugging a pillow, with a caption "JD Vance right now" suggesting a humorous or emotional situation
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    21.

    Person wearing a Michael Myers mask indoors, with a caption referencing JD Vance watching from the couch. Tweet details mentioned below
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    22.

    Tweet by Benjy Sarlin: "So does JD Vance just Homer-bushes-dot-gif for the next 3.5 years or...?"
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    Image shows a humorous tweet with a digitally altered character wearing traditional attire, holding a lollipop, and two people sitting and smiling in a second photo
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    Screenshot of a tweet where JD Vance states support for President Trump, shared by DionAnthonyMusic
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    Tweet humorously responding to JD Vance's tweet about support for President Trump. Includes emojis of laughter and crying
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    Child in pajamas sitting near a staircase, holding a toy. Image shared online with a focus on nostalgia
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    27.

    Tweet joking about JD Vance ending up in an "adopt me" box in a pet store
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    28.

    JD Vance right now: pic.twitter.com/M6TcugbrJT

    — 𝗡𝗶𝗼𝗵 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗴 ♛ ✡︎ (@NiohBerg) June 5, 2025
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    29.

    Tweet screenshot by user @morganisawizard: "JD Vance is about to spend his Sunday nights moving baggage around in a centrally located McDonald’s parking lot." 41.6K views
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    30.

    Tweet humorously notes a message written during a chaotic scene involving JD Vance and pardoned individuals, featuring a quote about President Trump's influence
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    31.

    Tweet about favorite parent selection with JD Vance praising Trump for earning movement's trust
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    32. And lastly:

    Tweet by MM: For now (sets timer). Response to JD Vance's tweet praising President Trump and expressing pride in supporting him
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